Limericks Samples

Best Picture Limericks Ballot

The plot of this film is quite hazy

Is it really ‘bout a golf club that’s crazy???

Yes, sir, that must be the tale

Or why else would it hale

Putting, chipping and “Driving Miss Daisy”? (1989)

Coffee Limericks Cafe

What a scene at our store in Morocco

Seems a camel stopped in to get cocoa

It can travel a week

Without water – how chic

But not without cocoa? How loco!

Key West Limericks Getaway

“Margaritaville’s” open each day

For dinner and lunch, so they say

You can order a la carte

Or get take-out – quite smart

But they do not offer a Jimmy “Buffet”

Animal Limericks Menagerie

For the hyena his laughing’s not slick

But he’ll laugh all day long; it’s quite sick

How to get him to stop?

There’s a way that’s no flop

Let him watch Adam Sandler’s last flick

Broadway Musicals Limericks Marquee

A Broadway show ‘bout a rabbit? How rare

Add in music and dance? Quite a scare

A sweet bunny love story?

My, that plot could get gory

But what’s one to make of a show they call “Hare”?

U.S. States Limericks Union

They tell me Missouri’s real homey

Where the Mississippi starts to get foamy

Where the Ozarks reach high

Where that Arch hits the sky

So I screamed “Stop the talk! Come on – Show Me!”

TV Sitcoms Limericks Lineup

There’s a question I have about “Cheers” –

Not about Sam and the girls he call “dears”

No, see my question is this –

“How come no one takes a piss?”

Though they’ve been downing a Cliff worth of beers!

Candy Limericks Grab Bag

“They melt in your mouth, not your hand!”

Was the M&M slogan so grand

Yet seems on any hot day

That phrase would not be in play\

For your chocolate-y palms were not planned

Presidents Limericks Ticket

Harry Truman, the hunter – we fear!

When he’s out in the woods shooting deer

“I think this is a prime spot”

To get in a good shot”

Harry claimed “Cause I bet the buck stops here!”

Toys and Games Limericks Chest

The “Easy Bake Oven” was not right

How could you cook food just using a light?

There is no heat to bake it

So just how did they fake it?

Then again, did you ever dare take a bite?

Baseball Limericks Line-up

When it got to the seventh at Wrigley

All the fans quickly turned very giggly

They were about to hear Harry

Sing the tune he can’t carry

Even though he gave up on the swiggley

Super Bowl Limericks Sunday

(1988)

Montana took that snap from Randy Cross

And went back to prepare for the toss

He looked for his trailer

Through that touchdown to Taylor

And sent Cincinnati home with a loss